Of The Week

Alright everybody here is the second of the week post!!!





In sports.





THe yankees the current leaders of the Al lost a heartbreaker in seattle last night 3-2. Burnett pothched a hgem allowing 1 run in seven innings, and the yankees had a 2-1 lead with Rivera on the mound but he gave up a 2 run shot to ichiro!! grrr





the phils won a good one and are still atop the NL east by 8 games i believe, they won 9-3 last night agains the braves.








In History!!





Jesus nothing interesting happened today lol!! duke snider was born lol and a whole bunch of military crap too.








ON TO THE RIDDLEEEEE


ok so last week's riddle was really hard.


here is the answer-





You ask one guard: what would the other guard say if i asked him is your guard (the one ur asking) is your door the door to heaven. then you get his answer and do the opposite. works every time. work it out on a diagram.








Onto the next riddle.


Four men sat down to play

they played all night till break of day

they played for gold and not for fun

with separate scores for everyone

when they had come to square accounts

they all had made quite fair amounts

can you the paradox explain,

if nobody lost how could all gain?



(post your answer)


ANd the song.

last week's was Jurassic 5/dave mathews

here we go:

now john at the bar is a friend of mine,
he gets me my drinks for free,
and he's talking with davy,
who's still in the navy,
and probably will be for life,

POst ppl!!!!!!

Tres mal

Ok so today I have an extremely sad post. THe yankees lead is down to only 7.5 games!!!!! but wats even more sad you ask? I might not be able to post an of the week post on saturday!!!!! Rosh Hashana is that weekend so I will most likely be shut up in synaguouge the whole weekend!!!!! :((( tres mal (very sad in french). speaking of french it is AWESOME WE HAVE THE FUNNYIEST TEACFHER EVERRRR LOL

Bojour Monsuier
Bojour Madmoiselle
Como te appelles tu?
Je mappelle Jeremy
Como te appelles tu?
JE mapelle blank (i dont hav a name)
sava?
tres mal
por que?
au revior!
au revior

all that is french for-

hello sir
hello ma'am
what is your name?
my name is Jeremy?
What is your name?
MY name is blank
how are you?
very bad
but why?
good day
good day


ARENT U PROUD!!!!

Of the Week

Ok so i decied that once a week on Saturday i would have a post called Of the Week. In that post I am going to post a riddle, words to a song, (which you can try to comment and guess the answer to the riddle and the artist of the words to the song) and anything else notable that happened in the week. If you feel as though i am missing somthing, comment to telll me what I should talk about next week. In addition, i have decided that i will never backspace on any of my postts . Whatever u see here is excatctly as i typed it. Typos and all. So here is the first Of the Week post.


In Sports.

THe noew York YTankkess (with the best record in baseball) currnetly hold a 8.5 game lead over the 2nd place red sox in the division. Derek jeter recently passed lou gherig for the most hits ever by a yankee. The Sox hold a 2 game lead in the wild card over the Texas Rangers.

The Phillioes are also atop the NL east by 5 games over the Florida marlins whom they will play 6 games in a row with. Colorado holds a 5.5 game lead over the NL wild card with San Fransisco in second.

This day in history:
in 1953 JFK was married!
in 1861 in the civil war the siege on lexington MI begins
in 2003 Johnny Cash dies
in 1913 Jesse Owens was born
in 1980 Yao Ming was born
in 1981 Jennifer Hudson was born


OK now for the song and riddle:

Riddle: You have just died. in front of you there are 2 doors. One leads to heaven and one leads to hell. There are two guards guarding the doors. THe guards are alike in every respect except that one always lies and one always tells the truth. You do not know which guard is which. You do not know which door is which. You have one yes or no question to ask one of the guards that will enable you to choose the door that is heaven. What is the question? (please dont cheat on the net or anywhere else!!!! post a comment with your answer)

Song: (guess the artist of the song there could be multiple again dont cheat and post a comment with ur answer) We live and we learn, we crash and we burn, right now my only rhyme is this lesson i learned, you talk about trust you talk about lust, its not appealin as you truly speak your feelings Ill be lookin at the ceiling





OK thats all for this week post comments and tell me what u want what u really really want!

Quicky post

I am feeling inspirational. this is an email that i sent to a whole bunch of ppl (completely original) so i will share it here too:

Mental retardation comes in lots of forms. Autism. Down Syndrome. ADD. ADHD. OCD. In short any form of retardation physical or mental, is being unable to do the sort of thing neurotypical (which means normal brained people like you and I) people do every day. like tying our shoes. and controling impulses and body movement. Would you treat me the same? probably not. We most likely would never have met either because I was too shy, or you thought i was too different. But in any case, I am glad to have you as a friend, and i hope you feel the same way about me. So pass this on to anyone who would care, and who you care about a lot. And maybe the next time you see someone different or shy or impaired, you can feel more sensitive to the fact that they are people just like we are. They just have way bigger problems in their lives than we do.

Because i care,
Jeremy


P.S. i feel like a crochety old man predicting armegeddon (look it up) so if you feel like i have issues go to www.despair.com (this is not a joke but its quite funny)



remember that putting it off today means you'll never do it tommarrow.

Respect the rain because it makes you appreciate the sunshine that much more.

In life things that really matter to you, you can make time for. if you dont, it dosent matter.

live in the moment, and for the future.

dont forget the past, but remember its just that-the past.

consictency is only a virtue if you aren't a screwup.

sometimes hanging in there makes you look like an even bigger loser

when its a battle between you and the world-bet on the world.

for every winner there are dozens of losers-odds are you're one of them

there are no stupid questions. However, there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

Thats all for today folks. until next time.

PERUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

School

Unlike some, i am quite happy with my classes this year. except my social studies teacher. quote "If you do not push in your chair you will have a detention!" unquote. other than that, its awsesome i have all of my friends in my classes and my french teacher has told me to beeeennnd at the waist to check if we left anything in the desk. I LOOOVEE ITTT. i am still beeeeenddding at the waist lol. the yanks play at 7:00 toinight against the orioles. pettite is pitching lol speaking of frenchlol. We beat tampa bay thursday with a 3 run shot from jorge posada (loooovvvveee itttt) hip hip JORGE hip hip JORGE!!!. I am quite looking forward to this weekend and some R&R. With chocolate. And the Yankees. It is a very dreary rainy day today :( so i will now compensate by making computer fishys <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< YAYYY. i feel better now (no i am not in therapy).i will go now. good by ppl of earth mars and san antonio. hello ppl of neptune jupiter and peru!

HMMM

I also seem to have short term memory loss cuz i never actually said the words to the song! ( here they are) "Dont cry cryyyy blue cuz im coming hoooooome too you, well i walked with you this morning and ill sleep with you tonight dont cry cry blueeeeee." again im changing it. Guess the artist and u recieve an internet hug. And for anyone that is wondering why I am Hose A, it sounds the same as jose, and my aformentioned sister is named Hose B.

Why am i doing this!

Ok so first things first. I am a messed up person. I am a messed up person for even making an account here. I feel extremely mental right now. I am pouring out feelings to random people on the internet. That is scary. VERY scary. Anyyywayyy. I looooovvveee the NYYYYY (phils are kool also) and we are the besttt teammm in baseeballl. Chocolate is also a staple of my life. Without chocolate i would be a very miserable person and I would have no friends (NO COMMENTS JESS). I have one sister ( a little sister) and we get along well. most of the time. (i will let you imagine the other parts).I am also verrry short. I play lots of sports and i am smart. (not trying to be concieted here just stating the facts). I am very bored. Anyone can guess the song these words are from is awesome and i will give you an internet hug (wow now i am definetly craaaaaaazyyyyyy) loooooopy loooopy. ok before i need medical attention i am going to publish the post. DEREK JETER RULES AND SO DO THE OSU BUCKEYES U SUCK MICHAGAN